I’m not joking or trying to put myself down, it’s actually true.. it’s also pretty worrying to tell you the truth.
So, in order to preserve my memory a little bit (so when people ask me to do things I can actually remember), I have been doing a wee bit of research.
Over the next few weeks, I am going to make sure I get lots of sleep and eat lots of greens, as well as inhaling ‘Essential Oils of Sage’ each night to see if it makes a difference and I become the smartest person alive.
I have the memory of a rhino when it comes to events or what outfit I was wearing on what day, or even the daily schedules of my friends (the number of times I have reminded Jacob that he is already committed to something else three weeks in advance when he has failed to remember), but I can’t remember what it is that I do on a daily basis, or especially when I am at work, I struggle to recall whether I have or have not done a task that was required of me.
There is a plus side of this experiment is that I get to do crosswords and play Sudoku!!
From the same roll of film