Don't you know, it's the end of the world

It’s drawing to the end of what has been a rather enjoyable day.
I am, however, so sleepy that I may die and so itchy (from mosquito’s) that I may rip off my limbs.

I started my knew diet today!
It’s called ‘how to get as fat as possibly, as quickly as possible’.
Great, huh!?

So, for breakfast I ate:
1 bowl of Fruitloops
1 Bagel with Nutella

For what I originally planned to be lunch I ate:
1 kiwi fruit
1 apple

For what was actually lunch I ate:
1 Bagel with Nutella

My tummy hurts!

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